In no particular order, here are my favourite United songs at the moment:
I Want Curly Hair Too (to the tune of ‘Cant Take My Eyes Of You’ by Frankie Valli)
Oh, Owen Hargreaves,
You are the love of my life,
Oh Owen Hargreaves,
I’d let you shag my wife
Oh, Owen Hargreaves,
I want curly hair too…
Anderson-son-son (to the tune of ‘Agadoo’ by Black Lace)
Anderson, son, son
He’s better than Kleberson.
Anderson, son, son
Our midfield magician.
To the left, to the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He is class with the brass
And he shits on Fabregas!
Park, Park, Wherever You May Be (to the tune of ‘Lord Of The Dance’)
Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!
You Are My Solskjaer (to the tune of ‘You Are My Sunshine’ )
You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey.
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was f*cking dearer,
So please don’t take my Solskjaer away.
United Calypso
When they’re playing in your town,
Get yourself to that football ground;
Take a lesson come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby.
Manchester, Manchester United;
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted….
We Are The Pride of All Europe (to the tune of ‘One Of Those Songs’)
We are just one of those teams,
That you see now and then;
We often score six,
But we seldom score ten,
We beat ‘em at home,
And we beat ‘em away,
We kill any b*stards,
That get in our way….
We are the pride of all Europe,
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers,
The Cockneys of course (and Leeds!);
We are United,
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys, nah, nah, nah…..
The White Pele (to the tune of ‘Tom Hark’ by The Piranhas)
I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me, he’d seen the white Pele,
So I asked, “Who is he?”
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Glory, Glory, Man United (to the tune of ‘Glory, Glory Hallelujah’)
Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
And the reds go marching on, on, on…
We Are The Busby Boys!
Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys,
Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys,
And if you are a city fan,
Surrender or you’ll die,
We all follow United.
Red Flag Flying High
We’ll never die, we’ll never die,
We’ll never die, we’ll never die,
We’ll keep the Red flag flying high,
‘Cos Man United will never die